She Dyed
she dyed her hair pink. No one would know that yesterday it was brown. Unless they saw her yesterday, of course, or saw her facebook or instagram or snapchat live stream of the dying process which was also shared to youtube. she dyed her hair pink. Brown haired Amanda is gone!!! #newhair #whodis all traces of the dye will be lost after 5-7 washes, but for that intermediate time, Amanda is dead. Enter pink haired chick she’s cool rose toned, pink grapefruit scented, exotic because she knows words like ‘ombre’ and ‘balayage’, pastel mermaid instant princess blonde highlighted shade fade girl Amanda who? she dyed around 21:03 look it up pink haired chick wears all of Amanda’s clothes goes to all Amanda’s classes in the mud brown humanities building and says “hi, sorry I’m late, sir,” when she enters a seminar last but is not at all late because the seminar shouldn’t start until half past two and she cringes on the word sir because she remembers she’s not at school anymore! sits at the first seat she comes too and winces as it squeaks under her (over) weight but it’s too late she couldn’t, no, can’t, change chairs now, and she lets her hair hang like a veil as she delves into her bag for her supplies Amanda dyed but pink haired chick looks just like her and rubs Lush bubblegum sugar scrub on her lips for the duration of 50minute lectures and people don’t look notice, no one stares like she’d stared at the girls in high school who’d tap on the pink toned scented sand then dab their rose mermaid tongues across the saturated surface (leave for 20minutes to develop) and boys would ask to borrow it but then not put it on their own mouths but the angel smooth surface of the girls parted lips then lick it off!!! Amanda’s mum said £5 for a tub of grainy pink gunk is childish. Aloe vera is all my mother ever used. You only want it because you can eat it, Amanda’s brother sniggered, fatty,fatty,fatty,fatty But Amanda dyed. Pink haired girl doesn’t care what people think, doesn’t care doesn’t even fucking care when they laugh and poke fun or even when they don’t laugh or poke fun or even fucking notice at all doesn’t give a flying fuck. They will notice there’s a new girl in the seminar group (new girls are supposed to be hot and exciting a cute boy will scribble me a note on a scrap of lined paper to meet him by the lockers) why has no one noticed Amanda dyed. Pink haired chick is sitting in her chair with pink hair and pink sugar scrub and a laminated pink folder with a button that goes pop! when opened or closed like the noise of cherry flavoured lollipops popping red and ripe from between a sweet girl’s lips Amanda had never popped cherries but Pink haired chick flicks her rose scented cherry pop fairy dust angel kiss locks over her shoulder accidentally-on-purpose hitting the boy with the shoes eye contact pink haired chick blushes like Amanda but noticednoticednoticednoticednoticed doesn’t blink the folder pops! By Vicki SimonsFeatured image legacy
