MiTongue

Your new Intelligent, Independent, Innovative, Vocabulary feature Will make your life easier. Less Malfunctions. Faster day-to-day interactions - Update now? -   - Greetings: - - Hey! -     <Don’t ask me again.> - Automatic responses to How are you? -     <Don’t ask me again.> - Indicators of agreement: - - Literally - - Same - - Yeah - - True -   - Idiosyncratic phrases - - Are taking up the most space - - Streamline quirks? -   - Delete words not used in the past week? -   - Delete jokes not met with laughter sustained for 2.5 seconds minimum? -   <3.5 seconds> <2 jokes remaining>   - Reduce bank of reusable social media captions? -   - Number is already below 5, continue with this request? -   - Delete holiday anecdotes older than 1 year? -   - Do not respond to open questions directed to a group? - <…> <…> - This setting will free up 0.5MT of memory… -   - You now have 5MT of space free, continue streamlining? - <…> - The lower the vocabulary on your MyTongue device, the less prone it is to viruses… - <…> - Viruses cause involuntary noises not in the selected dictionary setting - <…> - The device will overheat - <…> - Which risks combustion - <…> - The risk is miniscule but -   - Your vocabulary has successfully streamlined. - - Explore optimum, most common setting? -   - Only speak when directly spoken to? -   by Vicki Simons

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