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by Sara Murray <html> <title>relationship</title> <meta charset: heterosexual> <dating app= “match”>

<identity="attractive woman/young" identity="attractive man/young">

<stage="flirtation" CONTENT="exchange numbers"> <stage="get drinks" CONTENT="get drunk"> <stage=“have sex” CONTENT=“use protection”> <stage="regular sex" CONTENT="plus one to party"> </dating app= “deleted”> <relationship> <stage="meet friends" CONTENT="get approval"> <stage="woman orgasms" /error/finally/ CONTENT="woman gets feelings"> <stage="man enjoys cuddling"/error/unmasculine/ CONTENT="man gets feelings"> <milestone="facebook status" CONTENT="in a relationship"> <milestone=“move in together” CONTENT= “argue over furniture”> <milestone="say I love you" CONTENT="over text"> <milestone="say I love you" CONTENT="face to face"> <stage="happiness" CONTENT=“contentment”> <stage="co-dependence" CONTENT="resentment"> <stage="weight gain" CONTENT="discontentment"> <stage="meet parents" CONTENT="resentment"> <stage="infidelity" CONTENT="argument"> <milestone="on a break” CONTENT="seeing other people"> <stage="remove facebook status" CONTENT="single"> <milestone= “move out of shared flat”> <dating app= “redownloaded”> <stage="give back old t shirt" CONTENT="unwashed"> <stage="smell the t shirt" CONTENT="cry"> <milestone= “official break up” CONTENT=“ERROR/incompatible/”> </relationship> <error= “drunk text”> <rebound= “friend of a friend”> <milestone= “indifference”> </body> </html> <rebooting system>