MiTongue
Your new Intelligent, Independent, Innovative, Vocabulary feature Will make your life easier. Less Malfunctions. Faster day-to-day interactions - Update now? - - Greetings: - - Hey! - <Don’t ask me again.> - Automatic responses to How are you? - <Don’t ask me again.> - Indicators of agreement: - - Literally - - Same - - Yeah - - True - - Idiosyncratic phrases - - Are taking up the most space - - Streamline quirks? - - Delete words not used in the past week? - - Delete jokes not met with laughter sustained for 2.5 seconds minimum? - <3.5 seconds> <2 jokes remaining> - Reduce bank of reusable social media captions? - - Number is already below 5, continue with this request? - - Delete holiday anecdotes older than 1 year? - - Do not respond to open questions directed to a group? - <…> <…> - This setting will free up 0.5MT of memory… - - You now have 5MT of space free, continue streamlining? - <…> - The lower the vocabulary on your MyTongue device, the less prone it is to viruses… - <…> - Viruses cause involuntary noises not in the selected dictionary setting - <…> - The device will overheat - <…> - Which risks combustion - <…> - The risk is miniscule but - - Your vocabulary has successfully streamlined. - - Explore optimum, most common setting? - - Only speak when directly spoken to? - by Vicki SimonsFeatured image legacy
