Ode to the Durian

our fruit king smells like rotting onions, majesty of prickling green whose skin is the shell of spikes. his treasures are the orientalists’ fantasy, whose rich gold beyond all the wildest imaginings of drunken colonialists, multiply fruitfully beyond the counting of any british administrator. Hail, king, whose name is conjugated thorns: _duri, to duri, to be duried, duri-an:_ majesty, impale the tongues of civilising barbarians with the flavoured depth of infinite literatures beyond the wildest nightmares of MacCaulay and all his ilk, your flavour is rich, your texture is silk.

by Vincent Loh Xue Yan